Don't mess with Old One Eye

Well I know a spine beast big as a tree

But this spine beast was nice to me.

He’s only got one eye but he can see

Who’s a friend and who’s an enemy

SOOO don’t mess with ol’ one eye or the fairies will mess with you

Don’t mess with ol’ one eye, it be a stupid thing to do.

You can’t imagine the tricks we can play

On someone who messed with a friend of the fae.

Not that One Eye needs us to

But if he was your friend, what would you do?

So don’t mess with ol’ One Eye or the fairies will mess with you.

Ol’ One Eye is wise in the ways in this here woods.

He knows what’s been going on like we all should.

So rather than try and hurt his spines

You’re better off taking his advice

I said don’t

mess with ol’ one eye or the fairies will mess with you

Don’t mess with ol’ one eye, it be a stupid thing to do.

You can’t imagine the tricks we can play

On someone who messed with a friend of the fae.

Not that One Eye needs us to

But if he was your friend, what would you do?

So don’t mess with ol’ One Eye or the fairies will mess with you.